instead of reading a script or five...
Theory: weird teachers have to have weird teacher hair. I'm pretty sure it's like in their contract. Discuss.
Anyone know where I can get ahold of a copy of A Brief History of Time by Steven Hawking?Yes, I'm for serious.
So just when I thought all this ridiculousness known as entertaining celebreality was over and done with, the people at VH1 give me: Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School. April 15 is the premiere and I'm pretty excited.
for those of you keeping track:
the surreal life -------> strange love -----> flavor of love -------> flavor of love 2 -------->(Charm School) -------->I Love New York
yes. that is one accurate almost flow chart. What was my life like BEFORE celebreality?
the cast:The Charm School contestants, are: Like Dat (Flavor of Love 2), Rain (Flavor of Love 1), Buckeey (FoL 2), Saaphyri (FoL 2), Goldie (FoL 1), Buckwild (FoL 2), Hottie (FoL 1), Toasteee (FoL 2), Bootz (FoL 2), Krazy (FoL 2), Smiley (FoL 1), Serious (FoL 1) and Pumkin (FoL 1).
Cast recap (because I realize that there are a lot of crazy bitches to remember):
-Like Dat (funny fat one from season 2)
-Rain (yelled enough to be annoying, but not quite enough to be memorable season 1)
-Buckeey ( nearly pushed Krazy off the balcony, I thought this chick was friggin hysterical)
-Saaphyri (got sent home the first day of season 2 for beating bitches up. Memorable line: "want some lip chap?")
-Goldie (funny, thick one from season 1)
-Buckwild (funny, crazy whitegirl from season 2)
-Hottie (there are no words for Hottie. That is one crazy bitch! Well 2 words come to mind: microwave chicken)
-Toastee (drunk spice. Seriously. Drunk. All. The. Time.)
-Bootz (kind of like buckeey but worse...even though they were on the same season)
-Krazy (hangs out at wal-mart now (I do not lie) best known for having a hidden agenda and a crazy mom)
-Smiley (had potential in season 1 but wasn't over her ex husband. Also a former stripper)
- Serious (had ulterior motives as well. but, you know, on season 1)
-Pumkin (has a loose definition of reality shows, aka the one who spit on New York after her elimination toward the end of season 1)


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