Sleep studies

Escapism at its finest, TV edition:

-Gay, Stright,or Taken?: Further proof that I suck at picking boys/guys/men. I thought it'd be more fun, but it wasn't. I might watch again.

-I Love New York: Also not living up to the hype. I'll still watch anyway and keep you updated. It's pretty much Flavor of Love with gender reversal. Please watch it. It's lame, but parts are funny. You might like it. There's a guy that cries ALL THE TIME.

-The White Rapper Show (shut up don't judge me): Loves it. It's like the Real World meets House of Carters meets Malibu's Most Wanted. Watch it with me. We can take bets on who smokes crack or meth. They have random notes that pop upon screen! Who knew that to "spit rhymes" means to rap? I did, but that's just because I'm black and I tried to freestyle on 7 mile once. There was a little faux commercial that I cannot begin to describe. Just watch the first episode and wait for the end. Brief character synopsis in 3...2..

-$hamrock = Paul Wall incognito?
-100 Proof = personal favorite. Punk rock drunk spice.
-Dasit (pronounced dat's it) = geek spice (eliminated)
-Misfit = girl "hottie" british spice (think if Lady Sovereign and Princess Superstar had a baby and then throw on tattoos)
-Persia = fucking nutty spice (think Somethin from Flavor of Love 2)
-G-Child = 4'6. Huge fan of Vanilla Ice and the mallrat look.
-Sullee = might be cool.
-Jus Rhyme = zen hippie spice. Possibly brainy.
- Jon Boy and...
- John Brown = one of the Jo(h)ns are ok, and the other one needs to be slapped. I'm having difficulty telling them apart. One calls himself "King of the Suburbs" and keeps saying "ghetto revival". Apparently he almost got cockslapped with a dildo. I'd slap him.

I promis I'll be better at keeping you all well informed of my only true friend.

Coming from the right angle, TV never disappoints